there are aliens. i have proof.
Penn and Teller are wrong. There are aliens, and I have proof. I wasn't looking for aliens, just looking at the snow this evening. Here's one view from the porch:![offtheporch.jpg](http://www.leefleming.com/neurotwitch/archives/offtheporch.jpg)
But things seemed uneasy. Odd occurrences that I could actually capture with my camera:
![shadows.jpg](http://www.leefleming.com/neurotwitch/archives/shadows.jpg)
I could sense the presence of something strange, something otherwordly. So could Ginger, who frantically started trying to get to the bottom of it:
![isthereamouse.jpg](http://www.leefleming.com/neurotwitch/archives/isthereamouse.jpg)
There was an eerie light in the distance--one I could not explain. It was coming from the north:
![darktracks.jpg](http://www.leefleming.com/neurotwitch/archives/darktracks.jpg)
Then, from behind the wisteria, I heard this unearthly sound, and saw this:
![aliencat3.jpg](http://www.leefleming.com/neurotwitch/archives/aliencat3.jpg)
Oh, sure, a cat you say. Yeah, it LOOKS like a cat, but look closer:
![aliencat.jpg](http://www.leefleming.com/neurotwitch/archives/aliencat.jpg)
There you have it. Proof that an alien is among us. Most of the time it appears to be Stanley's typical tabby Twitch [from the depths of hell]. But when it thinks no one is looking, its mask drops and its true being shines forth from the eyes. Proof. Like I said.
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